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I don’t know what makes you so dumb, but it’s working.

You have the right to remain silent because whatever you say will probably be stupid anyway.

You’re not stupid, you just have bad luck thinking.

Light travels faster than sound, which is why you seemed bright until you spoke.

I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.

If I wanted to hear from an idiot, I’d ask you to speak.

You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room.

Another year older and wiser

Procrastinators: Leaders of tomorrow Tote Bag

Milk Drunk and Happy Tee

Burning for no reason, just like me candle

Smells like my last good idea candle

do you even know who i am t-shirt

I'm so awesome t-shirt

If you can't remember my name t-shirt

I'm on a coffee break t-shirt

I'm not immature t-shirt

I'm not short, im just more t-shirt

I love sarcasm t-shirt

I tried to be normal once t-shirt

I'm multitasking t-shirt

sorry i'm late t-shirt

I'm not shy t-shirt

my brain has too many tabs open t-shirt

I can't adult today t-shirt

I'm not a morning person t-shirt

I'm not lazy t-shirt

mondays should be optional t-shirt

I'm not arguing t-shirt

I don't need a hair stylist t-shirt

I'm on a break t-shirt

if yuo think i'm crazy t-shirt

I came, I saw, I made it awkward t-shirt

I use to think i was indecisive t-shirt

life is too short t-shirt

I followed my heart t-shirt

I'm in shape t-shirt

wine is my spirit animal t-shirt

warning t-shirt

I may be wrong t-shirt

I'm not bossy t-shirt

of course i talk to myself t-shirt

I'm not crazy t-shirt.

I'm so good at sleeping t-shirt

I'm on a whiskey diet t-shirt

out of my mind t-shirt

I don't sweat t-shirt

I'm not short t-shirt