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I don’t know what makes you so dumb, but it’s working. product image (1)

I don’t know what makes you so dumb, but it’s working. product image (4)

I don’t know what makes you so dumb, but it’s working.

You have the right to remain silent because whatever you say will probably be stupid anyway. product image (1)

You have the right to remain silent because whatever you say will probably be stupid anyway. product image (4)

You have the right to remain silent because whatever you say will probably be stupid anyway.

You’re not stupid, you just have bad luck thinking. product image (1)

You’re not stupid, you just have bad luck thinking. product image (4)

You’re not stupid, you just have bad luck thinking.

Light travels faster than sound, which is why you seemed bright until you spoke. product image (1)

Light travels faster than sound, which is why you seemed bright until you spoke. product image (4)

Light travels faster than sound, which is why you seemed bright until you spoke.

I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. product image (1)

I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. product image (4)

I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.

If I wanted to hear from an idiot, I’d ask you to speak. product image (1)

If I wanted to hear from an idiot, I’d ask you to speak. product image (4)

If I wanted to hear from an idiot, I’d ask you to speak.

You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room. product image (1)

You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room. product image (4)

You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room.

Another year older and wiser product image (1)

Another year older and wiser product image (4)

Another year older and wiser