Cards | The Inappropriate Greeting Cards

You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room.

If I wanted to hear from an idiot, I’d ask you to speak.

I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.

Light travels faster than sound, which is why you seemed bright until you spoke.

You’re not stupid, you just have bad luck thinking.

You have the right to remain silent because whatever you say will probably be stupid anyway.

I don’t know what makes you so dumb, but it’s working.

Another year older and wiser